This Easter Sunday, we will provide anyone who attends church with a Jesus Mii for their Nintendo Wii console. Just bring your Wii Remote or Wii and we’ll transfer a Jesus Mii to your system.

Then you, too, can box with Jesus, golf with Him, or even bowl with Him! A night bowling with Jesus? What could be better? Especially if you get that turkey and best Him by 100 points! Don’t worry;—He’ll forgive you.

Make your own CD Cover with the following steps and rocket yourself to mulit-platinum status and start fending off the groupies!

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
   The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
   The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
   The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover (make sure the picture is CC licensed).

Original photo here.

1. Go to Google
2. Type “find Chuck Norris”
3. Click on I’m Feeling Lucky

1. Apple is buying Adobe and adding AIR to the iPhone and building it into OS X
2. Wireless syncing of iPod & iPhone with Macs
3. Rent movies wirelessly directly from the Apple TV
4. Bluetooth headphones for iPod & iPhone
5. Subnotebook will have built-in 3G or EVDO
6. All laptops will have built-in cellular modem
7. Wireless tablet Mac
8. Wireless charging for iPhone & iPod
9. Mobile TV on the iPhone
10. Beam Technology to transfer data, faster than bluetooth

A little bird just tweeted that the macbook nano is coming.

1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter.
2. This ‘turn the other cheek’ business is all well and good but it’s not what Jesus fought and died for.
3. Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith…. We need believing people.
4. I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
5. Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
6. We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.
7. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press. . .we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess.
8. This the national government will regard its first and foremost duty to restore the unity of spirit and purpose of our people. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our nation rests. It will take Christianity, as the basis of our collective morality, and the family as the nucleus of our people and state, under its firm protection….May God Almighty take our work into his grace, give true form to our will, bless our insight, and endow us with the trust of our people.
9. Remain strong in your faith, as you were in former years. In this faith, in its close-knit unity our people to-day goes straight forward on its way and no power on earth will avail to stop it.
10. We’re fighting against humanism, we’re fighting against liberalism … we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today .

Answers below.

Answers: 2, 4, and 10 are Falwell. All of the others are by Hitler.

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